Why was it historic? Because he won the 100, 200, and 4×100 for the third time, even if his teammate later cost him the 2008 gold.
Part of the 51 Sports Jokes: The 2016 “Year of the Underdog & 3-1 Comebacks” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
But you have heard of this joke!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!