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2009 Legacy: The Up Movie Quote

 Why did the manager call us “Squirrel!”? Because he has the attention span of a Pixar dog during the weekly status update.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Palm_Pilot_User09/03/2007 16:11Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Doom_Marines11/17/2006 01:09Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Pizza_Pizza_9906/23/2004 01:37Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@Overclocker_Pro06/23/2015 21:00My CPU is running hot after this one!
@Pirate_Bay_9910/22/2014 12:01Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Cipher_Steak11/14/2013 11:41Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Courage_Dog09/26/2015 07:36The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!

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