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2019 Classic: The Uncut Gems Anxiety

Why Adam Sandler? For a movie so tense that the audience’s collective heart rate didn’t return to normal until roughly three weeks after leaving the theater.

Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus12/12/2007 14:15What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Flash_Player_Fan02/08/2006 03:12Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli08/25/2010 07:18That still only counts as one laugh!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro05/25/1995 15:50Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Uncle_Rico_9809/23/2001 18:05I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Starcraft_Zerg12/22/1998 04:30Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Smosh_Old_School12/16/2009 09:10Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@LonelyGirl15_F04/20/1997 06:01Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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