Why were there so many fake Eli Lilly accounts? To prove that for $8, anyone can become a “verified” billionaire and crash a company’s stock price with one tweet.
Part of the 36 Politicians Jokes: The 2022 “Gas, Grief & Gavel” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
One does not simply read one joke.
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!