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1996 Archive: The “Twister” Fear

Why did we watch the clouds? Because the movie Twister made every summer breeze look like a F5 tornado coming for the gazebo.

Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User12/21/2009 07:47I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Hotmail_Original07/24/2011 20:45Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Bluetooth_Bot06/03/2000 14:59Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@RoboCop_9004/27/2000 11:35Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@BackToFuture_M08/29/2012 05:30Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Ferris_Bueller10/07/2008 10:41Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Bad_Luck_Brian08/14/1998 19:04Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Flickr_User_0403/29/2001 09:43A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Captain_Obvious08/12/2014 14:20This is a comment on a funny joke.

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