Why did we watch the clouds? Because the movie Twister made every summer breeze look like a F5 tornado coming for the gazebo.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
This is a comment on a funny joke.