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2008 Legacy: The Twilight Fan (Team Jacob)

 “Who needs a bulb when you can just be shirtlessly warm in the dark?”

Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark Knight Rises archive. Historically Verified

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@Java_Script_Kid07/19/2008 01:23Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Resident_Evil_Z11/03/2011 20:39Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@PowerRanger_Red01/08/2012 17:50It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Shrek_Ogrelord09/02/2010 18:33Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@BBS_Sysop07/13/2002 04:02Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Snake_Game_Pro05/20/1996 12:49I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Transformers_OP04/03/2010 08:34Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Austin_Powers_Y12/06/2010 11:24Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@Boxxy_Queen07/05/2004 21:58I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

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