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2006 Archive: The Turtle

 I’m “slowly” gaining followers.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy07/24/2004 13:40Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Buffy_Fan9704/12/2002 19:35Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Independence_Day08/26/2011 20:04Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Geocities_Neighbor09/04/2010 09:38Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Dorm_Room_Hero11/17/1995 06:44My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Celebrity_DM10/09/2013 12:40Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Excite_User_9701/20/2014 16:41This site is very exciting!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan02/01/2006 17:43Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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