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2005 Classic: The Transporter 2 Logic

Why the bomb? For a scene where Jason Statham flips a car in mid-air to remove a bomb using a crane hook, officially ending the “realistic action” era.

Part of the 35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9708/22/2008 03:21Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@N64_GoldenEye10/01/2000 19:57Better than a headshot in Complex!
@MIRC_Ghost01/27/2000 18:46Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Titanic_Jack10/31/1996 11:29I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/23/2013 21:14One billion... laughs!
@Dodgeball_Pat04/06/2001 16:46If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr03/21/1998 23:29The magic man... is laughing!
@IMVU_Chatter02/19/2004 23:313D laughs are the best!
@Clans_Leader_9903/08/2011 19:52Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Wall_Post_Hero03/13/2002 12:45Posting this to my own wall right now!

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