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2000 Vintage: The Transplant

“We found a donor for your sense of humor.” “Great!” “Bad news—it’s a doctor.”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer07/31/2011 09:07Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Seinfeld_George04/18/2002 20:44What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Lion_King_Simba06/30/2000 04:57Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Home_Alone_Kevin05/13/2002 13:43Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Toy_Story_Woody07/28/2005 04:34There is a joke in my boot!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione04/29/2012 19:22It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Reservoir_Joe12/04/2008 22:35Professional humor for professional people.
@Nu_Metal_Kid07/15/1996 05:24I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@One_Does_Not_S04/26/2009 11:16One does not simply read one joke.

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