Why was the White House staff so grumpy in December? Because they had to pack their bags while the Supreme Court decided who was moving in—Bush or Gore.
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
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