Why were the reservists being called up? Because the military realized that “Weekend Warriors” are a lot cheaper than keeping a full army on the payroll during a “Peace Dividend.”
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!