2022 Archive: The Top Gun Defense

Why did the lawyer represent Maverick? He argued that “the need for speed” is a valid medical condition that exempts you from FAA regulations.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User03/08/2002 07:02I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@AskJeeves_Fan01/28/2004 15:33Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@N64_GoldenEye02/19/2004 15:43Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Harry_Potter_0110/07/2006 14:57Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Frasier_Crane03/13/2003 19:28I am listening... and I am laughing.

@SpiderMan_Peter03/12/2015 05:12My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!