Why Pierce Brosnan? For fighting a villain whose “evil plan” was just starting a 24-hour news cycle—which, in retrospect, was the most realistic Bond plot ever.
Part of the 37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Shadow
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2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
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2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Civil War Photography
Why the silence? For a movie that suggested that if America colla...read more »
2023 Archive: The Elemental Elements
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2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
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In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Godzilla x Kong Pink
Why the evolution? For a movie where the monsters decided to team...read more »
2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
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Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!