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2001 Classic: The Tom Brady Takeover

Why was Drew Bledsoe on the bench? Because a sixth-round pick with a “dad bod” stepped in for the Patriots and started a winning streak that would eventually last twenty years.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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