Why did the couple stand at the front of the cruise ship? Because it was 1997, and if you didn’t scream “I’m the king of the world!”, the vacation didn’t legally count.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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