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1996 Legacy: The Ticket Stub Bookmark

Finding a glossy movie ticket stub from The Lion King used as a permanent bookmark inside the chapel’s pew Bible.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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