Why were the trees talking? Because Danny DeVito told us that unless someone like us cares a whole awful lot, the BBQ won’t get any better.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
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That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.