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2012 Classic: The The Lorax

Why were the trees talking? Because Danny DeVito told us that unless someone like us cares a whole awful lot, the BBQ won’t get any better.

Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2012 “Avengers & Apocalypse” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter02/04/2009 07:444-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Men_In_Black_J05/05/2004 01:04Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Cast_Away_Wilson05/17/2010 23:17WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@MTV_Unplugged08/22/2002 14:53Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Step_Brothers_B10/09/1999 12:18Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Neopets_Trader12/27/1997 12:06Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Maplestory_Kid08/21/2007 03:05@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Homestar_Runner08/14/2014 20:27That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Smosh_Old_School09/13/2011 02:13Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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