2020 Legacy: The The Invisible Man

Why did the chair look empty? Because the movie made us paranoid that our ex was sitting right next to us at the BBQ, wearing a high-tech suit.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the host acting suspicious? Because he showed a video of ...read more »

Why were the BBQ toasts so long? Because everyone used AI to writ...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was everyone looking at the moon? Because for $50,000, you co...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Why was the burger so... symmetrical? Because it was "Cultivated ...read more »

In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BB...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Funky"? Because Tommy Richman’s 80s-inspired ...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

@ModemWarrior04/27/2001 22:38I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@ChatRoom_Queen05/21/2009 23:22A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Msdos_Expert10/18/1997 16:45DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!

@Korn_Follower12/23/1999 04:34Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Friendster_Ghost11/15/1999 12:24Remember me? I’m still laughing.

@Newgrounds_User03/28/2000 06:26Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@StrongBad_Mail07/01/2014 09:05I’m checking my email and I found a winner!