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2012 Archive: The Tesla Model S Release

Why was the White House happy? Because a “Luxury Electric Car” was the perfect way to show that “Green Energy” was for people who don’t worry about the price of gas.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Clueless_Cher04/17/2002 20:03As if! This is too funny.
@ICQ_Classic10/16/1997 22:02That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@HTML_Hacker04/23/2014 12:36<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan10/29/2007 00:28This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Lock_Stock_Two11/08/2008 21:05It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Austin_Powers_Y01/14/2006 13:37Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran02/01/1996 22:56Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
@About_Dot_Com04/29/2005 06:37The human guide to online humor.

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