2000 Classic: The “Teenage Dirtbag” Anthem

Wheatus just described my entire high school experience in four minutes.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

One street interview and the entire internet is now obsessed wit...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the PalmPilot, the launch of Hotmai...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

He sampled J-Kwon from 2004 and turned it into a country-pop hit...read more »

Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2021 – the year of the Squid Game global obsession, the...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer05/27/2006 12:37Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@SoundBlaster_1602/10/2014 10:57I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Married_With_Kids07/21/2000 16:18Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Jackass_Johnny11/11/2000 19:19Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Dodgeball_Pat03/30/2010 06:02If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Everquest_Solo05/17/2002 21:12Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.