Why did the lawyer represent Ted Lasso? To prove that “Believing” is a protected religious practice in the workplace.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
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A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1995 “Briefcase & Billable Hours” Edition
In 1995, the legal world was obsessed with "The Trial of the Cent...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!