Why is the Slovenian from another planet? Because he won the Giro and the Tour in one year, making other bikes look like they had the parking brake on.
Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Laughing is as laughing does.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!