Why the paperwork? To prove that the “Chain of Command” is the only thing more infectious than a virus.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Robot Dog" Deployment
Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To pro...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition
In 2010, the military realized that the biggest threat wasn't alw...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
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37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!