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2011 Vintage: The “Tactical” Beard Fade

Why did it start disappearing? Because the “Regular Army” realized that looking like a Viking is only allowed if you’re a “Quiet Professional” (with a book deal).

Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Flower02/03/1995 06:06The green petal is glowing! New joke!
@Pokemon_Blue04/23/2002 00:57Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Zoolander_Derek08/02/2001 08:08What is this? A joke for ants?
@Oracle_Says09/05/2004 19:46I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Liger_Owner_X11/15/2009 08:19It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Pwnage_King12/27/2009 02:40Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Newgrounds_User10/13/2013 08:27Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Opera_User_9903/28/2000 01:02Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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