Why did it start disappearing? Because the “Regular Army” realized that looking like a Viking is only allowed if you’re a “Quiet Professional” (with a book deal).
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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