I’m a soda. I’m just “popping” up.
Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!