“I collect first-generation cell phones.” “Can you fix my hip?” “Only if it’s an analog hip.”
Part of the 56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Anesthesia
"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bill
"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
The Surgeon's Nap
Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »
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The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dentist
"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I want it that way... the funny way!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
A joke for the end of the world.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.