1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands 2

“They’re steady as a rock.” “Too bad the power grid isn’t.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

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In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

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Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

@Skate_Or_Die_9909/17/2010 21:27Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli06/08/1996 03:12That still only counts as one laugh!

@Rewritable_CD03/23/1995 11:53I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Salad_Fingers_F04/05/2009 16:45I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Dark_Web_Joker03/19/2012 22:55Found this on the deep end of the net.