2018 Classic: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a ‘Smart-Scalpel’.” “Does it post my vitals to the cloud?” “Yes, and it tags your ex.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

@Ebay_Sniper03/14/2009 03:09Bid 10/10 for this humor!

@Britney_Spears_Fan09/09/2007 10:55Oops, I laughed again!

@XFiles_Spooky_M12/08/2014 12:10Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Pentium_Power07/04/2004 16:45My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Reservoir_Joe06/12/2007 06:50Professional humor for professional people.

@Sixteen_Candles07/28/2002 16:18I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Mini_Me_Rocks02/04/1996 11:28... (Laughter in silence).

@Shut_Up_Money01/17/2014 15:58Shut up and take my laughter!