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2013 Legacy: The Surgeon 2

“I’m using a 3D printer for your new hip.” “Will it be strong?” “It’s made of plastic and dreams, Dave. It’ll be fine.”

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover03/21/2002 08:00You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Clueless_Cher03/17/2005 20:02As if! This is too funny.
@Firewire_Fan08/30/2002 07:26Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Doge_Much_Funny07/12/2008 21:52Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@PopUp_Blocker_X11/10/1999 01:46I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Browser_War_V03/05/2000 04:03Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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