“I’m using a 3D printer for your new hip.” “Will it be strong?” “It’s made of plastic and dreams, Dave. It’ll be fine.”
Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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2025 Vintage: The Prompt Doctor
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The Hospital Food
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