1996 Archive: The Suitcase

I’m a travel agent. I’ve got too much baggage.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "moo-ving" to a better dimension.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "broadcasting."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

In 2011, we started talking to our phones and they actually start...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "following" the code.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Grant07/31/2005 20:50They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/15/2000 05:54I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Hellboy_Red11/24/2004 22:06I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Heathers_Winona02/18/2011 18:40Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Under_Const_Gif04/14/1995 09:50This site is never finished... with humor!

@Futurama_Fry_M06/19/2007 01:49Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.