2000 Classic: The Stress

“You’re stressed about the economy.” “No, I’m stressed about your bill.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9504/16/2000 03:35This is why we need the internet.

@SpiderMan_Tobey11/01/2000 05:20With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Pentium_Power10/27/1995 14:00My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Agent_Smith_0101/18/2001 22:33It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/26/2004 22:58I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Magic_SchoolBus12/06/2007 20:54Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry05/14/2006 15:30In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Ferris_Bueller03/04/2004 18:27Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Web_Counter_9909/14/1999 18:00I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!