2023 Classic: The Stress 2

“You’re stressed about ‘The Singularity’.” “Will it hurt?” “Only your sense of self.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

"Scale of 1 to 10?" "My pain is a 4, but my 'Neural-Bandwidth' is...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

@Pager_Guy06/19/2012 05:57Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/03/2009 12:41So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/31/1995 10:26Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Cheers_Norm03/08/2011 14:49Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Fight_Club_Member11/22/2011 04:46I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Liger_Owner_X05/25/1998 21:34It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/15/2006 05:37All the search engines agree: this is funny.