2023 Archive: The Stethoscope

“Your heart sounds like a cooling fan on a server.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

@Msdos_Commander07/11/2010 10:16C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.

@Pentium_Power12/08/2002 08:33My processor can barely handle this much humor!

@Optical_Mouse_9908/19/2012 12:44I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan09/21/2006 00:55Smooth joke, very smooth.

@StrongBad_Mail03/26/2014 21:51I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Tablet_User_1008/25/2002 11:09Tapping my way to a good mood.