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2005 Classic: The Stealth Mission

 Why was Stealth hit? Because a movie about an AI fighter jet that develops “feelings” turns out to be exactly as exciting as watching a toaster try to write poetry.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X11/12/2002 14:00Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@Wild_Thornberry12/09/2000 15:58Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Ninja_Turtle_R04/12/1996 01:47Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
@Chocolate_Rain01/01/1995 07:06I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Me_Gusta_Face12/27/2015 05:25Me Gusta this joke. Very much.

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