1997 Archive: The Starbucks Cup Confusion

I just want a “medium” coffee, but the barista insists I call it a “Grande” or she won’t acknowledge my existence.

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@Rewritable_CD08/18/2007 05:33I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Twelve_Monkeys_F04/03/2002 00:42The future is laughing at us.

@DragonBall_Z_G05/13/1996 10:44His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!

@Hamster_Dance_X05/08/2004 20:29Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!

@Keyboard_Cat_P11/17/2011 09:42Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).