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🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2024, the world turned "Apple Green." We all survived a total ...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. It turne...read more »

How many Type A personalities does it take to change a light bulb...read more »

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She ho...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2022, our reality felt like it was splitting into a multiverse...read more »

How many Irish people does it take to change a light bulb? None. ...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? O...read more »

In 1996, the world was spinning faster. We were "Macarena-ing" ou...read more »

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb? One to...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan02/04/2006 01:21Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Beavis_Butthead06/21/2003 02:07Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Trinity_Matrix10/21/1999 08:06Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Tank_Operator07/19/2008 22:36Loading the training program... for comedy.

@Grunge_Lord_9408/09/2005 16:02I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Bad_Luck_Brian05/22/1998 15:11Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@First_World_P06/16/2007 21:29My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.