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2002 Vintage: The Spider-Man Height

Why did Tobey Maguire become a superstar? Because he proved that being a “nerd” in 2002 meant having a six-pack, fighting a guy in a green power-ranger suit, and kissing upside down in the pouring rain.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man, CGI Yoda & Mom’s Spaghetti” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_Explorer05/02/1996 06:37I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
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