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2013 Vintage: The Specialist

I went to a ‘Cloud Specialist.’ He didn’t check my lungs; he just tried to upsell me more storage for my medical files.

Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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