Why was NASA the star of July 4th? Because docking with the Russian Mir station proved that the Cold War was officially over, and we were now “Space Neighbors” sharing the same celestial BBQ.
Part of the 34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
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Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.