Why did the President’s plan to privatize Social Security fail? Because he tried to convince seniors that their retirement fund should behave like a tech startup in 2005.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
My followers need to see this!