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1995 Vintage: The “Soccer Mom” Demographic

Why was the White House obsessed with minivans in ’95? Because they realized that the “Key to the Election” was hidden in a bag of orange slices at a Saturday morning game.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy08/28/2015 08:28Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@Terminator_2_Fan11/11/1997 21:57Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Motherboard_Max09/14/2003 00:48This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Fight_Club_Member01/16/2010 20:20I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Dogpile_Fan_Club05/19/2009 07:52All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Orkut_Member_9906/21/2002 18:49A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Joe_Cartoon_G02/25/1999 01:33Press the button for more humor!
@Smosh_Old_School02/14/2005 22:30Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Challenge_Acc10/16/1995 02:59Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
@Wall_Post_Hero04/24/2011 00:32Posting this to my own wall right now!

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