I’m “chilled” out with my new gadgets.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!