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1995 Archive: The Sly Award

Why was Stallone nominated for Judge Dredd? For proving that he is “The Law,” but definitely not “The Critic’s Choice.”

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Mondo_Media_X02/29/2012 06:31Top tier web animation humor!
@Epic_Fail_Guy05/23/2014 07:55This joke is an Epic Win!

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