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2017 Archive: The “Slow Hands” Niall Horan

 The “chill” member of One Direction is making me want to wear a linen shirt and drink a mojito.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Saved_By_The_Bell04/24/1998 17:30I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
@He_Man_Power03/09/1996 13:49I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Footloose_Ren10/26/1995 04:21Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@Dark_Web_Joker08/19/2004 13:28Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Browser_War_V12/13/2010 14:03Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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