She asked Siri for directions to my heart. Siri replied, “Make a U-turn; you’ve been heading toward ‘Judgment’ for 30 years.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 1998 Legacy: The Magazine
She reads People magazine just to see who else’s children are failing.Part of the 71 Mother-in-L... read more »
She reads People magazine just to see who else’s children are failing.Part of the 71 Mother-in-L... read more »
2. 2023 Vintage: The Guest Room
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She says the guest room curtains are "passive-aggressive."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
3. 2002 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a threat.Part of the 61 Mother-in-L... read more »
She’s the only person who can make a "Smile" emoji look like a threat.Part of the 61 Mother-in-L... read more »
4. 2013 Classic: The Facebook Invitation
She’s sent me 400 Candy Crush lives. I haven't accepted one. Now she’s accusing me of "digital n... read more »
She’s sent me 400 Candy Crush lives. I haven't accepted one. Now she’s accusing me of "digital n... read more »
5. 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It was the year of the first iPhone,... read more »
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It was the year of the first iPhone,... read more »
6. 2013 Legacy: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s causing a localized eclipse.Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
7. My wife said: ‘Can my mother…
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said: ‘Why?’ and she said: ‘Well, s... read more »
My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I said: ‘Why?’ and she said: ‘Well, s... read more »
8. 1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we went into the Chamber of Horrors. O... read more »
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we went into the Chamber of Horrors. O... read more »
9. 2004 Archive: The Hat
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s being tracked by weather satellites.Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
Her Sunday hat is so big it’s being tracked by weather satellites.Part of the 56 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
10. 2015 Legacy: The Amazon Echo
She’s jealous of Alexa. She says, "Why would you ask a machine for the weather when I’m right he... read more »
She’s jealous of Alexa. She says, "Why would you ask a machine for the weather when I’m right he... read more »
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[2007-08-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sega_Genesis_Kid: Better than 16-bit graphics!
[2001-01-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sum41_Skater: In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
[2010-09-28 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tony_Hawk_Pro: Just landed a 900 while reading this!
[2009-10-06 ARCHIVE_LOG]Johnny_Bravo_Hoo: Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
[2008-05-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]Champ_Kind_Wham: WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
[2012-02-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Chain_Mail_Hater: I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
[2013-03-27 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tuenti_Specialist: A classic from the Spanish web too!
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