Why was the party “Holding Out for a Hero”? Because Jennifer Saunders’ version of the song was the unofficial anthem for every Dad trying to save the last hot dog from the dog.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Mission
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
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