2005 Classic: The Shoe

I’m “sole-ful” about my work.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@ModemWarrior05/20/1997 10:10I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@T9_Texter05/24/2007 23:214-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Palm_Pilot_User11/03/2011 22:01Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Napster_User_9902/28/2012 11:51Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@CSS_Master_9903/04/2011 13:13Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Arthas_Fan_0207/15/1996 13:34Succeeding you, father... in laughing!