Why did the lawyer name his boat “The Shell Company”? So he could tell the IRS he was “on his way to a meeting with a subsidiary.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
This is why we need the internet.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
This humor took me to new heights!
This is the future of humor!