Why were the moms drinking “Cosmos” instead of beer? Because they were busy deciding which one of them was the “Carrie” of the neighborhood association.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1998 “Asteroids & Antz” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.