Why was Detroit nervous? Because their star was sitting at home wanting $28 million, proving that even Stanley Cup winners love a good paycheck.
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Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
That was intense... and funny!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!